‎51 years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, The Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, the Army barber sheared off all of his hair. On the second day, the Army issued him a toothbrush. That afternoon, the Army dentist yanked 7 of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
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"If you think that I'm half crazy your wrong, I'm at least seventy-five percent gone. I was born this way and I'll die this way so I probably won't be changing today." - Richie Allbright, South Texas Singer/Songwriter.
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