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| Author: | Californicationdude [ Wed May 16, 2012 1:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | good old days post for the old farts |
I love you guys! Date: 2025, Mid Summer Eve Scene: The BM Happy Hour Plot Outline: Comedy about Two Old Gringos in love with the wrong Little Darlings Cast overview, first billed only: Vegas Bob played by…Vegas Bob Disreputable Old Fart played by…..Circus Senile Buffoon played by……El Ciego Young Phuck played by…..Jmacaula Big Breasted Colombian Little Darling played by…. Take Your Pick Sweet Tica played by…..Rocio Bumptious Band of "rude mechanicalsâ€â€¦played by assorted CRT members and Led by Prolijo Scene 1: A small crowd has gathered about the decrepit VB and Disreputable Old Fart (Circus) Weeping, The Big Breasted Columbian Little Darling mourns aloud - Big Breasted Columbian - “Alas, I gave him the best 20 minutes of his life†Sweet Tica - “Yes, for $200†(snort) Senile Buffoon - "Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind, the ‘Dollar’ in mind that is" Young Phuck - “Lord, what fools these mortals be! To pay Dos Cien" Disreputable Old Fart - “I should be woo'd and was not made to woo. Alas, my Sweet Tica would abandon me†Sweet Tica - “It makes me sick to look at you. Why don’t you retire to your cardboard shanty?†…….Enter the Bumptious Band of "rude mechanicalsâ€â€¦.. Leader of the Bumptious Band of "rude mechanicals – “Hold on, I can explain everything†Young Phuck – “What? Explain Cien? I hope your Story has a Moral. I do not wish to cause a problem for these Old Timers.†Leader of the Bumptious Band of "rude mechanicals – “Allow me to assure you, Young Phuck, these Old Timers excrete bigger problems every morning than you could ever cause.†Bumptious Band of "rude mechanicals†– “hahahahahahahaha†Senile Buffoon – “Sssshhhh, VB seems as though to Speak†VB – “Dammit, is it still raining?†|
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