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Author: | Jdd [ Wed Mar 07, 2012 6:03 pm ] |
Post subject: | Expensive Date? |
Awhile back, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home. I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant. She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster Patron. Champagne. I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?" "No," she replied, "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight." I said, "Would you care for dessert?" |
Author: | Krico [ Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:10 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Expensive Date? |
Jdd wrote: "No," she replied, "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight." I said, "Would you care for dessert?" that's priceless! |
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