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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:53 pm 
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Nicholas Davis was arrested in a public park in Seattle in August while, according to a police officer, "masturbating violently". The officer said Davis explained, "There just isn't enough free love in Seattle."

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 12:56 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:07 am 
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http://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/ ... 885725.php

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:26 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:10 am 
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with a ball of barb wire??? jar full of 5/8 inch dry wall screws ?? meat cutting block and a 3 ft bamboo stick >> ( saw that in a bad Japanese movies "Hanzar the Razor " series) Peanut putter on you dick and a mad Pit Bull???

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:41 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 11:36 am 
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i actually saw this once on a corner in reseda. sitting at an intersection of reseda and saticoy and i glance to my left at the 711 and some longtime homeless black dude had his pants down and was wrenching the shit out of his crank with his eyes closed screaming inaudible shit out loud.
i was with my K*D so i pointed out something on the opposite side of the street and engaged her until the traffic moved. but i'm pretty sure its called mental illness.

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