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For those that need a nursery rhyme to get themselves to sleep... This is the thread to post your Monger Nursery Rhyme.


There was once was a guy named Pan T.
Only bangs girls shorter than 5' 3"
He only get digits
From Umpa-Lumpas and midgets
Helps him think he's got a big wee-wee

Ruffnutz

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EVERYONE'S A ROCK STAR IN C.R.!!
"Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in." -- Ruffnutz on trying to quit CRT

There once was a man named The Slut,
I go to the Del Rey and check out Columbian butt.
She quoted cien,
I thought here we go again,
Went to Zona Blue and busted my nut!

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Phuck summer! DROP THE PUCK!!!

Will somebody please buy a Ford!!!----} http://www.cmt.com/videos/john-rich-cou ... down.jhtml

There once was a monger called Latinoheat,
He liked to beat up Ticos on the street.
He's so afraid of germs,
That sometimes he can't sperm,
So he asks his cheap date to just beat his meat.

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

There once was a guy named Jmac,
Who'd compensate hookers with crack
He'd pay them with rock
just to suck on his C*ck
Now he dates Whitney, Crack is Whack!

Ruffnutz

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EVERYONE'S A ROCK STAR IN C.R.!!
"Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in." -- Ruffnutz on trying to quit CRT

There once was a man named Handy,
To the BM chicas he gave lots of candy.
He had the perfect bachelor life,
until he found him a wife,
Now he's stuck up North wearing her panties.

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

Sparky was this fella's name
Dated receptionists and whores all the same
Thought he'd never get bored
Til he got chased with a sword
Now he's married, pussy-whipped and tame


Ruffnutz

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EVERYONE'S A ROCK STAR IN C.R.!!
"Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in." -- Ruffnutz on trying to quit CRT

For My Friend


There once was a guy called Ruffnutz.
who liked to bang lots of sluts
but some young girl caught his eye
now he can't help but cry
cause some people thinks he's a putz

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" I have neither the time nor the inclination to expain myself "

Nice one, Jagged...

VB got "gambler" scribed on his face
In his sleeve always hiding an Ace
In every tourney and game
he wants to mangle and maim
but he SUCKS, always taking 4th place


Ruffnutz

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EVERYONE'S A ROCK STAR IN C.R.!!
"Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in." -- Ruffnutz on trying to quit CRT

At Zona Blue there's a girl named Pamela;
Bring your toys, VIP Card, and camera.
Before you go get in shape,
Your session will be great,
Cuz with her you will need tons of stamina.

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Phuck summer! DROP THE PUCK!!!

Will somebody please buy a Ford!!!----} http://www.cmt.com/videos/john-rich-cou ... down.jhtml

Hickory, dickory, dock
This hot Latin girl was sucking my C*ck.

I was about to explode when she said in a huff,
“We can’t do this anymore I am in love with Ruff.”

There once was a monger Johnnie Black
In CR He would only do spinners with a rack.
In April to Rio he made is first Run
Now he’s all Done
Cause now he wants Garotas in the Bundha From the Back!

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"Success isn't having $$ it is knowing how to Spend It"

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Thank you for supporting CRT!

I have a friend and Florida's his name,
747's and then chongs is his game.
He bangs chicas so hard,
Hotel Morazon he's barred,
His pic hangs in the broken bed hall of fame.

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Phuck summer! DROP THE PUCK!!!

Will somebody please buy a Ford!!!----} http://www.cmt.com/videos/john-rich-cou ... down.jhtml

Oh Jaggedge,

There once was a fun monger named Jag,
but he hooked up with some old gringa hag
Now he wants to come back
for some fine chica crack
But he has a bad rash on his bag.

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

There is a monger named PACO
Who the CHICAS have made so WACO
He hates the ones that watch the CLOCK
AND only likes the ones that play with his COCKK

When he returns to the gulch to play
He must have new chicas that like to mis- behave
He has many weird friends like LATINO
Who can only wack-off in the CASINO

He usually carries a bottle of TABASCO
Only to lose it in some Chicas Ass-HO
He looks like any normal MASTURBATER
But always gets caught with too many VIBRATORS

He met a fellow monger named Vegas BOB
And all he does is polish his big KNOB
He has a friend named HANDY
Who always fed the Chicas too much CANDY

He wants to be my new partner selling Ho-JACKS
But has no idea when he will be BACK
There is only one way he can save MONEY
And that is when the Chicas are out of HONEY

He always says he never pays CIEN
But this just made his novia commit another SIN
If he could only keep up with all his Gulch WADDS
All the CRTER’s would give him a big round of APPLAUDS.

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"Run silent, run deep"
Spunk glazed Chicas are the building blocks of the universe!