I suspect the OP had an altered state of consciousness.
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| Author: | Rio4Me4Ever [ Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | How to freak out the Walmart cashier. |
You are at Walmart. What 3 items that you purchase together would most likely freak out the cashier? I'll start: Astro Glide Duct Tape Catnip mouse. Your turn. R4M4E |
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| Author: | TexasNVegas [ Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How to freak out the Walmart cashier. |
I suspect the OP had an altered state of consciousness.
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| Author: | Icantstayaway [ Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How to freak out the Walmart cashier. |
I was picking up some cat food at the vet in Escazu when I saw a leather black dog collar and a 4 foot leather leash for only $22.00. So I laid them on the counter. He asked if I had a dog too ? I decided to tell the truth and I did reply that I have crazy novia. |
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| Author: | Xman00 [ Sat Sep 24, 2011 9:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How to freak out the Walmart cashier. |
first the cashier is the standard 400 lb cutie/ second I buy tuna fish and Peas 60 cans at a time/ She says to me, "You must like tuna and peas" Me-- " No I only eat the food I hate" Her " WHY" "If you only buy the food you hate, then you will not too eat much " Her " if I had to eat only what I don't like then I never eat " BINGO We have a winner. BUT again this is Wal Mart, so that went right over her head Had this same conversation several times at 2 different Wal marts By the way I do like tuna fish ( makes a great quick lunch/snack, especially since then went back and started adding dolphins parts again to each can  ) and peas are easy to cook
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| Author: | Skink [ Sat Sep 24, 2011 9:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How to freak out the Walmart cashier. |
*stolen from the interwebs: Hamster KY jelly Richard Gere poster. Pregnancy test Rubbing alcohol Wire hanger. |
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| Author: | GlobalVillageIdiot [ Sun Sep 25, 2011 6:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How to freak out the Walmart cashier. |
From the "Cool Story Bro" file: At one point back in the 90s I once went into a large drugstore and bought: --"D" batteries --Astroglide --Condoms --Hershey's chocolate syrup Sadly, the cashier did not bat an eye. She was either unshockable, or it didn't occur to her that those items could all be used simultaneously. |
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| Author: | Whitecat [ Sun Sep 25, 2011 3:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How to freak out the Walmart cashier. |
Rubber gloves clothespins duct tape surgical mask pliers Heavy duty garbage bags pacifier gorilla glue So it's more than 3. I'm doing a 3some. |
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