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A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty,

and was leaving his Mission in the jungle

where he has spent years teaching the natives

when he realizes that the one thing

he never taught them was how to speak English.



So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.

He points to a tree and says to the chief,

'This is a tree.'



The chief looks at the tree and grunts, 'Tree.'



The Priest is pleased with the response.

They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says,

'This is a rock.'



Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, 'Rock.'



The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results

when he hears a rustling in the bushes.

As they peek over the top,

he sees a couple of natives

in the midst of heavy sexual activity.



The Priest is really flustered

and quickly responds,

'Man riding a bike.'



The chief looks at the couple briefly,

pulls out his blowgun and kills them.



The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief

that he has spent years teaching the tribe

how to be civilized and be kind to each other,

so how could he kill these people

in cold blood that way?



The chief replied, 'My bike.'



Enjoy your day

and remember to keep off the roads

and be darn careful when riding

someone else's bicycle.

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My best friend was the clock on the wall, and he turned out not to be much of a friend in the end