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Man orders prostitute, daughter arrives

BULAWAYO, Zimbabwe, Dec. 3 (UPI) -- A Zimbabwean man who called for a prostitute to come to his hotel room said he collapsed to the floor when his daughter showed up.

Father-of-three Titus Ncube of Bulawayo said he called for a prostitute to come to the hotel room in which he was staying while having marital problems and was shocked when his 20-year-old daughter arrived, the British tabloid the Mirror reported Friday.

Ncube said he collapsed to floor upon recognizing his daughter, who quickly fled, crying.

"I am sorry for what I did," Ncube said. "I spoke to my wife and daughter. I apologized for my actions as I just wanted my family back. My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a counselor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period."

Ncube's wife, Rosemary, agreed their marriage was troubled.

"If it were not for my Ch*ldren, I could have divorced him a long time ago. But because of the trauma that divorce has on Ch*ldren, I decided to stay," she said.


Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/05/ ... z1fomlTp2a

what would be worse, wife or daughter( or son for those inclined) showing up ?? I read stories where man go to cat house and wife is working, not exactly the same but close

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My best friend was the clock on the wall, and he turned out not to be much of a friend in the end

What amazes me is that we are even hearing about this minor event, which occurred in Zimbabwe.

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It is cheaper to pay now and get it over with.
It is also easier to get them to leave.

What did you expect to read in the section of this website that's called "Smack talk & fun stuff" ?

Get a life dude, this was posted because I thought it was sort of humorous.

If you scroll through this section, which you obviously were before you made your dumbass comment, you will find a lot of post that contain jokes about subjects that have nothing to do with mongering or Costa Rica. What should we do with all of those post? Delete them? You must be absolutely astonished!

Umm, I think V/B was referring to the fact that it's amazing that some dumb shit news story from the middle of nowhere (Zimbabwe) even made it into Western news feeds. I mean, come on... the guy in the hut beside this Titus Ncube was probably phucking his goat at the time Titus' daughter showed up.

Then again, they probably have 3G over most of Africa by now,lol

Loco Mike: You sure do make unwarranted assumptions, and are very quick with the insults.
PlaneCrazy got it right.

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It is cheaper to pay now and get it over with.
It is also easier to get them to leave.

Texas & Vegas, apparently I interpreted your post wrong and I apologize.

Plane Crazy: Africa is full of major cities like many other parts of the world. They dont all live in huts located in the jungle. Some cities/countries are very modern.

I know. But it's a country with only 12 million people and a 37 year old life expectancy that is still a tin pot dictatorship with some of the worst human rights violations in the world. I think 1/4 of it's population has fled to other countries. If Western so-called "news" agencies think that some poor Zimbabwean father with humorous family issues is more important then reporting the killing and excesses in that country.... well, that's just a good indicator of how phucked up our society has become, IMO. I'm not slamming you for posting this (after all, this is just the Smack Talk forum)... I'm just commenting on how phucked up news agencies have become in our time.