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| Author: | Bktuna [ Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Three ways to leave a Nica |
I am setting here with CRGolfer and we were discussing the Crazy Nicas in our lives. We decided to post a public service announcement on the only three viable ways to end a relationship with a Nica. 1) Kill Yourself 2) Kill Her (could result in option 1) 3) Leave the country unannounced and generally a good idea to never come back This PSA brought to you by C.N.A.S. (The Crazy Nica Appreciation Society) currently discouraging new members. |
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| Author: | CRGolfer [ Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Three ways to leave a Nica |
CNAS - I am not only a member but I am also the founder! When else would telling your buddies "then that crazy woman stabbed me with a knife" get you a response of "was she Nica?" Pura Vida! |
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| Author: | ReadyOnSpot [ Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Three ways to leave a Nica |
Just be more like a tico and let her find another lover to leave you for. OR Pay a gringo buddy to lead her astray. OR Start wearing her clothes on more days other than just on Halloween (makeup too) She will dump you sooner or later, it is better to be the dumpee than the dumper, you get sympathy from everyone rather that being called the asshole. |
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| Author: | Bktuna [ Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Three ways to leave a Nica |
Those are good strategies for Ticas, will not work with Nicas typically. |
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| Author: | K-Paxian [ Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Three ways to leave a Nica |
How about telling her la policia in los estados unidos finally found you so la policia en Costa Rica are looking for you. Then ask her to make sure to bail you out. |
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| Author: | Bktuna [ Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Three ways to leave a Nica |
Ticas will let you stay in jail and live in your house wiht their Chulos. Nicas will bail you out and then beat you severely, then have mind blowing sex with you. |
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| Author: | K-Paxian [ Sun Jul 31, 2011 6:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Three ways to leave a Nica |
Ok so scratch that one. How about telling them you have little red spots and sores on your wang and say, have you seen anything around your panocha? |
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| Author: | Muadib [ Sun Jul 31, 2011 6:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Three ways to leave a Nica |
Yet more evidence why the logical choice is to RENT... You don't pay them to phuck you, you pay them to go away... |
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| Author: | Haywood Jablommi [ Sun Jul 31, 2011 7:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Three ways to leave a Nica |
Nicas are my favorite for sure. |
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| Author: | Diablo [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Three ways to leave a Nica |
I had one threaten to cut mis juevos if her Xmas regalo was adequate. Que romantico |
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| Author: | LAdiablo [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Three ways to leave a Nica |
Bktuna wrote: I am setting here with CRGolfer and we were discussing the Crazy Nicas in our lives. We decided to post a public service announcement on the only three viable ways to end a relationship with a Nica. 1) Kill Yourself 2) Kill Her (could result in option 1) 3) Leave the country unannounced and generally a good idea to never come back This PSA brought to you by C.N.A.S. (The Crazy Nica Appreciation Society) currently discouraging new members. i think i am automatically a charter member. tshirts? |
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| Author: | Don Rico [ Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Three ways to leave a Nica |
Tell her you are broke - works with Nicas and very well with Ticas! |
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| Author: | Thirdworld [ Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Three ways to leave a Nica |
Be careful in the first place. Trust that little voice that usually tells you when one is gonna be trouble. I´ve had to walk away from many early on because I could see what was coming. Gotta keep from getting spellbound by a little hottie. That inner voice is usually there and seldom wrong. That first sign of bad behavior you see is just a look into the future. |
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| Author: | Icantstayaway [ Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Three ways to leave a Nica |
1. One day when she threatens to leave, LET HER. 2. Change your phone number. 3. Try not to see her or run into her for 30 days. Note: Watch your back. They would rather see you dead in a gutter before seeing you with another girl. |
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| Author: | Sam [ Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Three ways to leave a Nica |
Thirdworld says it right, that little voice has tried to warn me on many occasions throughout my life, if only I had listened half of the time. |
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