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| Author: | Muffdiver [ Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | And then the fight started... |
My wife sat down on the couch as I was flipping the channels. She asked, 'what's on TV?' I said 'Dust. And then the fight started... ******************************************************************************************** My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" This time she didn't even looked at me, simply saying "Yes..." So I said, "Then I want to phone a friend." And then the fight started... ******************************************************************************************** Saturday morning I got up early, quietly got dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked the boat up to the SUV. and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing about 50 MPH, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be really bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." To which my loving wife of 8 years replied, "And would you believe my stuppid husband is out fishing in it!?" And that's how the fight started... ******************************************************************************************* (OK, one more for now) When I got home last night my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive... So, I took her to a gas station. And then the fight started... ******************************************************************************************* |
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| Author: | Xman00 [ Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: And then the fight started... |
thank you been a bad day here
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| Author: | Muffdiver [ Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: And then the fight started... |
Xman00 wrote: thank you been a bad day here Glad to help... |
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| Author: | El Silencioso [ Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: And then the fight started... |
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it…. He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, â€I AM NOT HAPPY!!!†So, I looked down at him and said, “Well, then which one are you?†And then the fight started….. ***************************************** My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds. I bought her a scale. And then the fight started… |
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| Author: | Phoenix Rising [ Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: And then the fight started... |
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him." They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also." They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one." The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow." And then the fight started... |
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| Author: | Michwolverine [ Fri Jun 24, 2011 4:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: And then the fight started... |
I am 40yrs old never been married and have no K*ds. After my trip to CR i am so happy i never made any of those life chanching decisions. i am young and if i want to get married i will just head to CR or Nica land and find a woman who will appreceate me when i go out of my way to do nice things for her and i treat her nice. of course thats my perspetive on it. |
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| Author: | Xman00 [ Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: And then the fight started... |
10 to 1 she will turn out to be a Ohio St Fan then the WAR started |
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