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A woman gets home one afternoon and there's hubby sitting in the lazy boy watching a game and drinking a beer.
She walks up to him and slaps him in the face.
He looks up at her stunned and asks what's that for?
She said: "for twenty years of lousy sex"
She goes on up stairs to the bedroom. In a few minutes he gets out of the lazy boy and finds her in the bedroom lying down.
Walks up and slaps her in the face. Now she's got the stunned face and asks: "what was that for?".
"For knowing the difference!", the husband answered.

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My best friend was the clock on the wall, and he turned out not to be much of a friend in the end