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Top ten things to convince your lover to go down
If I eat a lot of sugar first,it'll be just like those Cadbury Cream Eggs that you like so much.
'Honey, I was thinking;you know how you love fresh salmon and steamed clams?
No, I swear, Honey the TV remote is in there somewhere, just keep looking.
"So twenty bucks then?"
"No honey, thats not moss growing out my navel----it's mistletoe!"
"With my thighs covering your ears, you won't have to listens to OPRAH -----co GP's wife
"Honey try this and tell me if it tastes funny to you?"
'At work today Brad Johnson said *HIS* wife could out-blow *MY wife! Can you imagine?????
"Look, Do you want that raise or not?"
"The Talban has outlawed it---Its your patriotic duty, dammit.
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