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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 3:45 pm 
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A Brazilian court has ruled that 36-year-old female accountant Ana Catarian Bezerra can legally masturbate at work and watch porn on her work computer citing chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality.

Bezerra commented on her condition, "I got so bad I would to masturbate up to 47 times a day," she said. "That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

The court decision gives Bezerra the chance to combine work with pleasure.

However, there is a downside to the ruling as experts say that the woman's performance may suffer because relieving her stress means frequent masturbation translating to frequent "abandoning" of her work station.

To further improve her condition, Bezerra's doctors have her a cocktail of tranquilizers to relieve her from the stress. The medication seems to work as she is now masturbating only about 18 times a day.

Bezerra's case has generated global reaction, including Dr. Carol Queen, resident sexologist for Good Vibrations, a San Francisco-based sex toy shop.

Queens said: "This case is interesting because it shows the difference between Brazilian culture and the U.S. It's unlikely a workplace here would allow her the time to do that, even though practically everyone who has masturbated knows that it relieves tension."

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 3:54 pm 
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yet another reason i will do my best to employ as few people as possible
but if shes hot she gets a pass
i just imagine some fat lady on a hot brazil afternoon with her hands under her fupa wanking away. ugh.

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 5:04 pm 
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I actually worked for a guy (guy and company to remain nameless) that allowed a 15 minute break to masturbate every day...and this was in the US about 15 years ago! Dude was/is ahead of his time!

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 5:24 pm 
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Papichullo wrote:
I actually worked for a guy (guy and company to remain nameless) that allowed a 15 minute break to masturbate every day...and this was in the US about 15 years ago! Dude was/is ahead of his time!
I didn't know you had worked for Handy. :D

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PacoLoco wrote:
Papichullo wrote:
I actually worked for a guy (guy and company to remain nameless) that allowed a 15 minute break to masturbate every day...and this was in the US about 15 years ago! Dude was/is ahead of his time!
I didn't know you had worked for Handy. :D


Personal attacks and giving out real information aren't allowed on this board asshat! Why the hell aren't you banned already?

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Shouldn't you be on your masturbation break?

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 5:56 pm 
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PacoLoco wrote:
Shouldn't you be on your masturbation break?


Already took mine earlier in the day. :wink:

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 10:45 pm 
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See Spanky, you aren't alone...there are others in the world that face the same problems you do. Take heart my friend and find yourself a good lawyer :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 6:32 pm 
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