www.CostaRicaTicas.com

I met her last year, i wonder if she's working?

Another love struck gringo... you find her and sweep her off her feet brotha.

And if you can't go to exlan mp and get a chica to play with you for like $12.

I'm sure you have been in her thoughts every day

See, almost every time a guy asks about a bartender, it follows that:

*He has bought them numerous (overpriced) drinks
*He has waaaaaay over tipped them
*He has sat at the bar longer than he planned, making goo goo eyes at her, trying - and failing - to be suave and debonare
*He has fantasied about having sex with them
*Re the sex part - for most - unless you have the resourses of Coolguy ( ) - you got a better chance of seeing Jesus vs having sex w/ a bartender (and it may not be that good - PM Cubby if you don't believe me )
*You stand a 98% chance of looking clueless (and I'm being generous)

Trust me - as soon as the tip was in her pocket, or the drink you bought was down her throat - or the meal you bought her shitted out - you were forgotten.

Now - you may well ask - WTF....I asked a simple question about some bartender - do I deserve this shitstorm - well, frankly, you do - because who gives a shit - lets say she's still there - OK, fine, you can return to the aforementioned behavior - and if she's not - what, you are not going to cancel your trip, right

Now if she gave you the "Soprano Discount" - that would be another matter

PS This post is Orange's fault - his post just spoke to me

If you are referring to the Jessica, black hair, about 26, used to live in the USA- I think ?, I ran into her at the SL not to long ago. I'm fairly confident that options are open.

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* RENT but, "Don't Buy a Home in Costa Rica" until you have lived here for THREE years.

She got fired shortly after the Super Bowl, along with several others.....

She was seen hanging out on Big John's catamaran, Marlin del Rey, in Playa Ocotal a couple of weekends ago.

Jessica may have done the sex sin condom bit with big John to get her job back......!

And those "drinks" said guy buys for her are actually plain water or soda or the like, which she secretly pours for herself and pockets the difference in price while silently laughing at the gringo sucker who is getting drunk while she isn't.

No, believe it or not, for the most part, all those drinks get rung in as you can see on your receipt. They push drinks for the 10% service fee and a bigger tip.

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* RENT but, "Don't Buy a Home in Costa Rica" until you have lived here for THREE years.

I just wish guys would use their heads....just a little would be a start

My comments were directed more towards guys and bartenders in general, vs Lady's post

Scuba1 hit that.

mh

P.S. No, really

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I might have wished I had but I'm way past the stage of dreaming about bartenders - unless you were just refering to my well written post

He's being modest. He hit it HAAAARD and left it squeaking.

mh

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If anyone cares who any guy may or may not be interested in then... you have got waaay too much time on your hands.

The guy asked a legit question and looked what followed?

Berk....

Exactly!! The guy said nothing about being in love with her, or thinking about her constantly. He asked a simple phucking question! The response is why so many people don't bother posting or answering questions- some guy has an "I am too cool for school and a master monger response" instead of STFU or answering the question.

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Aw, lighten up Berk and Hank - don't turn a few funny posts and some back and forth into a "Board Problem" or "This is why guys don't post or ask questions" - not the case at all.

And if it is, phuck 'em; although I doubt it - don't be so god dammed uptight, and develop a sense of humor, as well as an appreciation for some well phrased postes (I think some of mine are funny as hell - sorry if you don't agree; despite being a member for almost 5 years, I just felt I had to start postiong - plus one of the bitches I hear is that the board needs new posters, especially ones who are not clueless - well, motherfucking put me in, coach

Unlike guys, I will also post helpful info wherever possible, based on actual time on the ground in CR over the past 15 years - no, I'm not a drugstore cowboy, and my knowledge of CR is based on over 30 trips since the mid 90's vs being a CRT board reader - so I think I'm qualified to post and qualified to offer an opinion, or bust some balls from time to time - difference w/ me vs some others is I will often use humor).

First, as a reader and a member of CRT for 7 years between the two, every time - alright almost - a guy asks about a bartender, some or most or all of the behaviors I posted about are present - sorry, its true - going to CR waaaaay too long and have observed others behaviors way to much for it not to be so -

What got me going was Orange's post - he "got it" - and I'll tell you this - when I see a post I think is clueless, or the muse strikes me - I'm gonna respond - it was a funny post, as was MiamiHellers joshing me a little...........but you guys are are suggesting its something its not.

Do you honestly believe the OP did not exhibit most of the behavior I was busting about in my post!?!



BTW Berk - and you should know this by now - if we did not answer inane questions, many of them EXACTLY about what some guy or another is interested in, 1/2 of the board posts would not exist.

Well, pardon me, while I go play my grand pianio

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