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A good ole Mississippi redneck won a bass boat in a raffle. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What the hell you gonna do with that? There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 50 miles of here!" He says, "I won it and I'm'a gonna keep it."

His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is. She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.

The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in one hand and a beer in the other out in the middle of the field. He yells out to him, "What the hell are you doing?"

His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What the hell does it look like I'm a doing?"

His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Mississippi a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass!"

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

that is funny....not sure which joke I liked more ...that one or the short dick joke ....Thanks

So... what make of boat did you win?

Berk....

You mean the joke where Paco has a handicap tag on his car that allows him to park in the reserved spots for the disabled? He doesn't appear disabled/handicapped, but, as he told me, he's been handicapped all his life.... handicapped with a 2 inch dick? It's not a joke and one should not make fun of the truly disabled. I am disappointed with CRT and the level some will stoop to simply to entertain other with such juvenile humor. Geez.

Berk....

So the big-dick jock says to the size-challenged waterboy--"Who you gonna satisfy with that little thing?" Waterboy--"Me!"

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED