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my dick is so big

it takes four fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jack me off.

it has investors.

it has an opening act.

it has a personal trainer.

Stephen Hawking has a theory about it.

movie theatres now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.

it fired Trump.

I can drive alone and still use the carpool lane.

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My dick is so big; Al Gore invented it.

My dick is so big; one side never sees the sun – it’s the dark side of my dick.

My dick is so big; someone once used it as a lifeline on, ‘Who wants to be a Millionaire?”

My dick is so big; it gives me an allowance.

My dick is so big; I’m already phucking a girl tomorrow.

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

(export version only, some restrictions may apply, some assembly required, not valid where the sun don't shine...

if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)