Tellin ya I'm coming to HLH for Memorial weekend..Tell them girls I'm ready for my 7- way beso negro
Cujo
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| Author: | Bktuna [ Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Funniest thing I heard at HLH this week |
As I sit here and listen to clients and the girls talk, some truly hilarious things come up. Last week an older gentleman maybe 65 or so came in for the first time. He approached me for recommendations and I had my usual questions for him (mild, wild etc). He immediately said wild so I directed him to Jasmine. I go on a room tour and come back just as he is walking out with Jasmine and Leanni (our two wildest girls by far). An hour later he staggers up the steps to the bar with sweat dripping off of him. He leans on the corner of the bar nearest the steps and orders a whiskey. I go over to see if he is okay. He is hunched over and looks up at me and goes "Boyd, I swear I was holding my own until that one girl stuck her tongue in my ass and then I nearly had a stroke". He said this in a dead serious manner which prompted me to have to go to another area of the building to keep from busting a gut. |
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| Author: | Cujo's [ Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Funniest thing I heard at HLH this week |
Tellin ya I'm coming to HLH for Memorial weekend..Tell them girls I'm ready for my 7- way beso negro Cujo |
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| Author: | Nola504 [ Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Funniest thing I heard at HLH this week |
BK, I don't think we met but I hear nothing but good things about you. I will be in town the first two weeks in May. I look forward to meeting you and "the two wildest by far" also 
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| Author: | 1Atmplease [ Wed Mar 23, 2011 11:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Funniest thing I heard at HLH this week |
now we will know which girls to assk for lol |
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| Author: | Hank Daman [ Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:11 am ] |
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Cujo'S wrote: Tellin ya I'm coming to HLH for Memorial weekend..Tell them girls I'm ready for my 7- way beso negro Cujo Don't knock it until you try it homeboy
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| Author: | Jawanker [ Sun Mar 27, 2011 4:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Funniest thing I heard at HLH this week |
Now I really wish I hadn't read this thread--I really do like DFK. Anyone know a good memory eraser? Maybe six shots of tequila and a bucket of Imperial.
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| Author: | LAdiablo [ Sun Mar 27, 2011 4:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Funniest thing I heard at HLH this week |
^ hmm unusual taste...old man ass i'd guess |
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| Author: | 50strokes [ Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:32 am ] |
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BK I will try to by with or without Giovanni or Danny. Have not been there in about two years. Is thick blonde Samantha still there? I have a couple of mornings and days free this trip so I can get by there to see the talent and maybe buy you an Imperial or Natural if that's okay. More likely before the flight home. It has become a ritual for me now. 50 fitty |
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| Author: | Muadib [ Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Funniest thing I heard at HLH this week |
Bktuna wrote: I swear I was holding my own until that one girl stuck her tongue in my ass and then I nearly had a stroke Oh the memories... I remember the first time that was done to me during a threesome and can concur with the "nearly having a stroke" comment... 
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| Author: | MrLimpy [ Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Funniest thing I heard at HLH this week |
Funniest thing I heard- 'it will be 20.00 extra for bbbj'     
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| Author: | Phoenix Rising [ Sat Apr 09, 2011 10:59 pm ] |
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MrLimpy wrote: Funniest thing I heard- 'it will be 20.00 extra for bbbj' YMMV 
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| Author: | JTF-Bravo [ Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Funniest thing I heard at HLH this week |
Leadbonanza wrote: Well not this week but still at HLH not too many years ago.... I was getting one of the best BBBJs of my life, my eyes were rolling in the back of head. She looked up at me and I said to her "This is the best BJ I have ever had" She stoped for just a second to say.."Well of coarse, I am a professional" The girl is still working at HDR now, she is a little on the fat ass side but she is tops. IM me for a pic. I want the picture. How do I IM you? |
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| Author: | TweedleD [ Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:50 pm ] |
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I just came to a realization that these chiks see more dick than the horse urinals at mangos. |
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| Author: | Bktuna [ Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:32 pm ] |
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On average two a day |
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| Author: | DildoMan [ Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:39 am ] |
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Leadbonanza wrote: Well not this week but still at HLH not too many years ago.... I was getting one of the best BBBJs of my life, my eyes were rolling in the back of head. She looked up at me and I said to her "This is the best BJ I have ever had" She stoped for just a second to say.."Well of coarse, I am a professional" The girl is still working at HDR now, she is a little on the fat ass side but she is tops. IM me for a pic. Did you thank her by shaking her hand? |
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