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| Author: | Xman00 [ Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | For All the Golfers -- |
Ten Best Caddy Responses Number :10 ; Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" Number : 9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.." Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth." Number : 8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes . . . . you miss the ball much closer now." ; Number : 7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" Caddy: "Eventually." Number : 6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so .. . . ..That would be too much of a coincidence." Number : 5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction." Caddy: "It's not a watch . it's a compass." Num ber : 4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?" Caddy: "It's very good . but personally, I prefer golf." Number : 3 Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday? Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day." Number : 2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on." Caddy: "This isn't the golf course . .. . . We left that an hour ago." And the Number : 1 . . .. . Best Caddy Comment: Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir." Bonus An old favorite.... about the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole. He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy. Golfer: & nbsp; "Can you see any obvious problems . . . .??" Caddy: "There's a piece of shit on the end of your club." Golfer: He picks up his club up and cleans the club face. Caddy: "No sir, its at the other end" |
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