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| Author: | Xman00 [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The Recession hits everybody..... |
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a Ch*ld from America ... Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their Ch*ldren's names. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico . A picture is now only worth 200 words. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear! And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. = |
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| Author: | Hardwoodjoe [ Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Recession hits everybody..... |
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Author: | Tres leche monger [ Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Recession hits everybody..... |
Well done |
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