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| Author: | Californicationdude [ Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Ask a broke ash, old man |
Dear broke ash, old man, Last night, while drinking heavily, I met some dude from Venezuela (Hugo?) and a fat chick at the Del Rey. Anyway, I ended up going to a local hotel with her and fronting about half the money. She threw a fit and left skid marks all the way to the front desk while leaving with the rest of my money. I called the CR cops, but all they said was to file an injunction with the World Court. What did I do wrong? Sincerely, Simple Phuck Dear Simple, Let us go back to the morning of the aforementioned day. Your first mistake was opening your eyes and taking a breath. I realize that breathing is kinda involuntary, so I will not berate you for breathing. However, you could have very easily kept your eyes closed and just spent the day in bed and saved yourself a lot of aggravation. Yours Truly, broke ash, old man. |
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