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Dear broke ash, old man,

Last night, while drinking heavily, I met some dude from Venezuela (Hugo?) and a fat chick at the Del Rey.

Anyway, I ended up going to a local hotel with her and fronting about half the money.

She threw a fit and left skid marks all the way to the front desk while leaving with the rest of my money.

I called the CR cops, but all they said was to file an injunction with the World Court.

What did I do wrong?

Sincerely,

Simple Phuck




Dear Simple,

Let us go back to the morning of the aforementioned day. Your first mistake was opening your eyes and taking a breath.

I realize that breathing is kinda involuntary, so I will not berate you for breathing.

However, you could have very easily kept your eyes closed and just spent the day in bed and saved yourself a lot of aggravation.

Yours Truly,

broke ash, old man.

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