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TSA Airport screening DOES WORK, Here's the data Proof !!!!!
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Author:  Xman00 [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:17 pm ]
Post subject:  TSA Airport screening DOES WORK, Here's the data Proof !!!!!

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security. Here are their "discoveries".

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blond's 3

Author:  Panther [ Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: TSA Airport screening DOES WORK, Here's the data Proof !

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> >>
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> >>
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> >>
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> >>
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> >>
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> >>
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