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| Author: | Californicationdude [ Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Nothing For Sale…Cheap! |
Imagine, experiencing your very own sense of Nothing! Enjoy your private Nothing wherever you are….whether in beautiful, downtown SoFla, to the hard scrabble, clear-cut hillsides of whatever forsaken area Providence delivers you! All this for one, yes, just one, mighty American Dollar. No need for a self addressed, stamped envelope. Send me your dollar today and I guarantee you will start to enjoy the benefits of your private Nothing immediately! In today’s world, filled with clutter, distractions and harassing demands/requests for your time and patience, would you not like a relaxing respite of Nothing? I thought so. Hurry! Send your Dollar now! But Wait! For the first gazillion responders to this limited offer (only on CRT) you will receive Nothing not once, but twice! Yes, Double Nothing! And your Nothing is guaranteed for Life against all damages and loss. Not even the most industrious Nica can separate you from your personal Nothing. And in the unlikely event that your Nothing somehow becomes displaced or lent out/borrowed from you and never returned, a brand new Nothing will be issued. No questions asked! Invest against possible future calamity by diversing your portfolio and purchasing Nothing! Today! |
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