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| Author: | Nhhank [ Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | You may be a hardcore monger if...... |
Yea It has been done before, so what  play at your own risk, strictly for entertainment, must be of legal age in your state to play  1: you understand Greengo 2:You walk into the SL, Bill gives you a warm hello,then goes on a shopping spree 3: You have eaten fruit from Cujo's garden 4: You have heard all of BB57's stories, all three versions of each  5: You have used Diacort |
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| Author: | Californicationdude [ Fri Dec 31, 2010 1:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: You may be a hardcore monger if...... |
Brother Greengo will often send one scrambling to various works of literature to decipher his posts...... and you forgot to add if one is a fan of the weekly update!  
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| Author: | Spanky [ Fri Dec 31, 2010 1:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: You may be a hardcore monger if...... |
6: Have a passport full of visas from known monger destinations. 7: Can look at customs with a straight face and say you go for culture. |
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| Author: | Chilimike [ Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: You may be a hardcore monger if...... |
8. if you just can't leave Jessica alone
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| Author: | ChuckNorris [ Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:30 am ] |
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9. If the customs officer knows you by first name. |
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| Author: | Goingsouthsoon [ Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:11 am ] |
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10. If.... you are leaving for a trip in 4 days, and you are planning the trip for next month and you are getting "this" close to pulling the trigger on that great fare you just saw on the web. 11. If.....its March 1st and you have already used all your vacation days for this year. 12. if..... By april 30th the sick days are also gone. |
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| Author: | Phoenix Rising [ Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:40 am ] |
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13. You spend 4 of the last 5 New Years Eves in a foreign country with a latina hooker 
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| Author: | TexasNVegas [ Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:19 pm ] |
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14. You buy pocket rockets in bulk. |
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| Author: | Nhhank [ Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:40 pm ] |
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ChuckNorris wrote: 9. If the customs officer knows you by first name. What name ? Chuck, or Jason 15. you can pull a mp girl to your place w/o getting her fired
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| Author: | Diablo [ Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:18 pm ] |
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16 You haven't had carnal knowledge of a gringa in almost 5 years, and you still get more snapper per year than any three of your friends in the U.S. put together |
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| Author: | Spanky [ Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:19 pm ] |
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17. When you leave out clothes for condoms to make carry on requirements for flights. 18. You offer advice to girls on writing RFMs. 20. You can recite the prostitute standard opening questions verbatim regardless of country you are in (yes they are the same world wide): Where you from? How long you stay? Where you stay? This your first time here? 21. When you can lie to a girl straight faced that you are an professional astronaut specializing in brain surgery and have operated on a Russian cosmonaut while in space and you are in the Guinness Book of World Records. |
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| Author: | UDubFan [ Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:55 pm ] |
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22. You tell her she is the only one you bareback. 
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| Author: | Ruffnutz [ Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:53 pm ] |
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You may be a hardcore monger if... 1. You remotely attend important work-related forecast meetings from the SL lobby 2. Your 4pm appointment is kicking on your door and you're still not done with your 3pm chick 3. You chica-fee is waived when staying at the Del Rey (VIP, bitches...) 4. You know better than to believe they're really sisters, or really single, or their mom is dying of brain cancer and needs $200 for emergency surgery 5. You've banged so many hotties in Rio, you get to where you're rejecting chicks solely based on not liking their nail polish color 6. You've faked an orgasm just to ensure you make to the airport on time for your flight home 7. Del Rey Kittens buy YOU gifts on your birthday 8. You receive RFM's from Costa Rica cabbies and card dealers 9. You try to pay a Brazilian kitten with leftover Costa Rican Colones from last month's trip (or vice versa) -Ruff |
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| Author: | SpeakNo [ Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: You may be a hardcore monger if...... |
Diablo wrote: 16 You haven't had carnal knowledge of a gringa in almost 5 years, and you still get more snapper per year than any three of your friends in the U.S. put together + 1.....
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| Author: | Spanky [ Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:45 pm ] |
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23. When you have overdosed on ED drugs and lived to tell the tale. |
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