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Imagine, experiencing your very own sense of Nothing!

Enjoy your private Nothing wherever you are….whether in beautiful, downtown SoFla, to the hard scrabble, clear-cut hillsides of whatever forsaken area Providence delivers you!

All this for one, yes, just one, mighty American Dollar.

No need for a self addressed, stamped envelope.

Send me your dollar today and I guarantee you will start to enjoy the benefits of your private Nothing immediately!

In today’s world, filled with clutter, distractions and harassing demands/requests for your time and patience, would you not like a relaxing respite of Nothing?

I thought so.

Hurry! Send your Dollar now!

But Wait! For the first gazillion responders to this limited offer (only on CRT) you will receive Nothing not once, but twice! Yes, Double Nothing!

And your Nothing is guaranteed for Life against all damages and loss. Not even the most industrious Nica can separate you from your personal Nothing.

And in the unlikely event that your Nothing somehow becomes displaced or lent out/borrowed from you and never returned, a brand new Nothing will be issued.

No questions asked!

Invest against possible future calamity by diversing your portfolio and purchasing Nothing!

Today!

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

(export version only, some restrictions may apply, some assembly required, not valid where the sun don't shine...

if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)