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| Author: | Californicationdude [ Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Grandpa Moses Benched in Favor of The Bitch |
The Washington Deadskins walleyed, cocksucker coach today announced that Grandpa Moses will be benched in favor of the greasy, vasoline handed (from shoving fumbles up his ass) Rex (The Bitch) Grossman. “My plan is to lose as many games possible. Perhaps is we lose badly enough against Dallas, we will be awarded 5 extra loses or something. I really, really want the Auburn quarterbackâ€, said Coach Shit for Brains. “Maybe this will help us move up in the draft order.†“Besides, Junior has been whining and wetting his bed while having nightmares of fitting Grandpa Moses into his offensive schemes. And I want to spare my faggot son anymore embarrassment.†And the phucking Einstein owner of the Deadskins immediately announced the resigning of Rex The Bitch to a new 99 year contract for a gazzillion dollars….all guaranteed. Also, in Dallas, the entire Cowboy defense was hospitalized due to exhaustion from laughing until they literally shit themselves silly. Vegas bookmakers have ceased all action on the game until more suckers can be found to take the Deadskins plus 6. Even after raising the spread to a gazzillion squared, some trapped coal miners tapped back in Morse Code "Phuck No. If that is the best you got, just phucking leave us here. Jesus Christ!" |
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