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Author:  Californicationdude [ Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:03 pm ]
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ripped from craigslist jokes




How can you tell if a turd is living in your underwear drawer?




Skid marks....Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Author:  Californicationdude [ Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:09 pm ]
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What do turds like to watch on tv????

Bowl games...ha ha ha ha

Author:  Californicationdude [ Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:10 pm ]
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How can you tell if a turd's been in your fridge?

It will turn the light on for you when you open the door....Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Author:  Californicationdude [ Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:44 pm ]
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Why don't turds play poker ?

Because they don't want to get a flush...

Author:  Californicationdude [ Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:45 pm ]
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What do you call ice cream with a turd on it!!!!

Not very good...just not very good.

Author:  PacoLoco [ Sun Dec 12, 2010 5:05 pm ]
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What do you call a turd in a suit?
Mr. President. :P

Author:  Tropicalsportsman [ Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:26 pm ]
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Can't polish a Turd

Author:  JazzboCR [ Mon Dec 13, 2010 7:37 pm ]
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What my brother calls taking a dump--dropping the boys off at the pool.

Author:  Californicationdude [ Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:50 pm ]
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THE RITUAL
This turd occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.

Author:  Phoenix Rising [ Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:03 am ]
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My granma from brooklyn used to say.... turdy turd and turd!

Author:  Jackietrehorn [ Sun May 19, 2013 9:15 pm ]
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So there's two guys sitting on a bridge over a river
They see a turd floating down the river
Turd says "come on in fellas, the water is fine!"
One of the guys says, you believe that shit?"

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