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In a recent response to a post of mine someone made the comment that it was a "Mis-step" on my part. I responded with "Mis-step, is that what you call them. I could write a book"

So, I am not going to write a book, but here are my top three. Anyone else care to add to the fun????? Give me your top three. (I had to do three as it was impossible to select #1)

1. Went to a C*ck fight as a 6 foot gringo in the back or basement (kinda) of some Chinese bar in an area so bad, the taxi driver (who I know well) pulled out a gun to drop us off and said call him when we want out.

2. Tried to hide from a chick at the gate in the airport while she was calling my phone claiming she had the police with her outside the terminal.

3. Took the only white girl home from a bar in the DR..... AFTER my buddy told me she completely flipped out on him the trip before. She did and security got invovled.

OK, true confessions time. What doesnt kill us makes us stronger

Who is Next.........?

Ok doesn't matter at home or anywhere? This was Miami. We have all done it. Buddy went back to the room early from drinking and I was so messed up I thought I could continue. An hour later I fall into the arms of p2p at $80 for 30 min which is cheap for sobe. I tell her my buddy is at room and try going elsewhere. Suddenly Im so stoopid or horny I open the room and head straight for the bathroom with her. She worked me standing, sitting and bending. Broken one cheap ass condom of mine, used hers, which i noticed was open, 35 min later she tells me to hurry and nut Im overtime. Back to varied positions. No nut ... 45 min later. I am sweating she is sweating the bathroom has the contents of her purse (wtf is all that stuff being carried by a working girl for?), all our clothes, two condoms, a beer, and every towel in the place on the floor. Disappointed I snuck her out and came back to bed. The next morning my buddy said "wtf happen last night"? I innocently said, "did i make too much noise coming in"? He said "coming in"? "The gal in the bathroom said you never "came". lol

Top three P4P mistakes.

1. Brought girl to hotel room and had bad performance. Of course this is not out of the ordinary in the world of mongering. The girl was very cute, however she was very rude, non-attentive, and a lousy lay. She was a little crazy too (think the business makes some chicas nuts), and liked to argue with me calling me Gringo all the time (low self esteem.) She asked me if I would see her again, of course I said "NO". She called me and asshole. Kicked her right out with like three hours left on the meter. She was looking at me with her mouth open, I was like "Tu Salida Out Now". Hotel manager told me when I was checking out. That in future he could arrange "anything I needed," and would guarantee quality. Ok that was a lesson learned.

2. Go mongering with newbie mongers who get jealous of your action with the chicas. I mean what are guys like this thinking? Hello we are whore mongering. Not picking out dates for the senior prom. Change your game if you are getting rejected, have fun with it. Isn't that the point of Mongering to feel like a King. WTF, check yourself?

3. Get caught in a prime monger situation without either funds and or time. Hate that when that happens. Had this cute little Colombian chick all over me. Told her I wanted to put her in my sea bag and take her home with me. She followed me all over the bar. Waited outside of the head for me when I took a leak. Really cute little black haired girl must have been 19 or so. Had to fly out then and there, crap. She followed me all the way to the door. She had no idea why I was not taking her with me? We all got in the cab and hauled ass for the airport. Happened a second time one month later. Was in the crowd at the club she sees me and goes ape shit. Hanging on to me, hugging me, promising all sorts of things in spanish I did not understand. Man I had to fly out just like before. A dude had to pull her off me as I left. Poor bitch, man she was cute.

Monger On
Moedog Out

Only one major thing on my list...

I went all-in for a BG in Phuket...

Well, you know the rest...

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