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Ok real no shitter. About six of us are in the Ships Bar in Kodiak circa 1979. We were wrapping up a day of binge drinking which was the priority occupation when off duty. So a few of us are calling to Dave who is sitting at the bar next to "the salmon woman." This woman was a disgusting permanent fixture who occupied the end of the bar. When I first arrived in Kodiak I was introduced to "the salmon woman" rudely. Tricked into retrieving a complementary beer at the corner of the bar, a reward for not getting killed after a fight with the lead seaman. Well when I got to the beer at the corner of the bar the salmon woman smothered me. She smelled real bad and was surprisingly very strong. After every one had a good laugh a few guys started trying to pry me loose from the grips of Sasquatch's sister. No shit I think she was wearing a bear coat. Only the calm voice of the bartender coaxing her to release me secured my liberation. I did not have to buy another beer all night. Which was good because I had just puked in my wallet. I mean right in it, filled it up. Well back to Dave at the bar. Dave was really hammered. He had been power slamming Yukon Jack all day. Dave could not talk when spoken to. Dave could only muster a goofy half smile. He would grunt barely able to lift his head. We are all trying to get him back to the ship. When we get close to him there is this horrible smell like the cannery was in the bar. Dave had his hand in "the salmon woman's snatch." Groping and moaning head rolling around. We all had to regroup and get a game plan. Actually we just took a table and wrapped our brains around it. Well Harry says Phuck it. Walks up pulls Daves hand out from salmon woman's rotten twat and sticks it in Daves face. Dave is yelling now thrashing around and barfing all over the bar. We rush him out to the waiting cab. We unceremoniously throw Dave in the back seat and slam the door sending him back to the ship. We all resume drinking.
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