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| Author: | Panther [ Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Country Western Songs That Will Make You Cry |
Sure, we've heard some of these before but did you remember to laugh today? I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling I Fell in a Pile of You and Got Love All Over Me I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You I Wanna Whip Your Cow I Would Have Wrote You a Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuk I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me than a Frontal Lobotomy I'm Just a Bug on the Windshield of Life I've Got the Hungries for your Love and I'm Waiting in Your Welfare Line If I Can't Be Number One in Your Life, Then Number Two on You If Love Were Oil, I'd Be a Quart Low If the Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me If You Leave Me, Can I Come, Too? My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field While Your Dear John Was Breaking my Heart I've Got Hair Oil On My Ear and My Glasses Are Slipping Down, but Baby, I Can See Through You Pardon Me, I've Got Someone to Kill She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty They May Put Me in Prison, But They Can't Stop my Face from Breaking Out Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat You Were Only a Splinter in My Ass As I Slid Down the Banister of Life Actually, I am quite fond of lots of c&w songs and always try to listen for a while on long road trips!! However, I was pretty worried they were going to mention one of my favorites : "It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night on the Mouth that's Chewed Your Ass All Day" Panther |
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| Author: | Breakout [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Country Western Songs That Will Make You Cry |
I've always been partial to "She broke my heart so I broke her jaw" PS "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" is a Tom Waits quote. |
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| Author: | Panther [ Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Country Western Songs That Will Make You Cry |
FAMOUS MOVIE TITLES A Beautiful Behind Womb Raider Schindler's Fist Shaving Ryan's Privates Glad he ate her Driving Into Miss Daisy Riding Miss Daisy Batman in Robin Blowjob Impossible Dyke Hard Star Whores Sorest Rump Edward Penishands Gangbangs of New York On Golden Blonde How Stella Got Her Tube Packed In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon Saturday Night Beaver Sick Degrees of Penetration Legally Boned Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves) When Harry Ate Sally Romancing The Bone Lord Of The G-Strings White Men Can't Hump Ocean's 11 inches |
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| Author: | Cujo's [ Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Country Western Songs That Will Make You Cry |
Whenever I hear Country music my ears start bleeding then I start to cry....does that count? Cujo |
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| Author: | Kickstand [ Wed Sep 29, 2010 7:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Country Western Songs That Will Make You Cry |
Cujo'S wrote: Whenever I hear Country music my ears start bleeding then I start to cry....does that count? Cujo What happens when you listen to country music played backwards? You get out of prison. Your wife/girlfriend comes back. You find your lost dog. Your stolen truck is returned in perfect condition.  Any more? |
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| Author: | Californicationdude [ Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Country Western Songs That Will Make You Cry |
a real tear jerker here in beautiful, downtown DC is "Hail to the Redskins"......makes grown men cry! |
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| Author: | El Tranquilo [ Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Country Western Songs That Will Make You Cry |
The faucet started dripping in the kitchen and last night your picture fell down from the wall. Today the boss said "Sorry, I can't use you any more" and tonight the light bulb went out in the hall. Somebody threw a baseball through my window and the arm fell off my favorite chair again. The man, he came today and said he'd haul my things away if I didn't get my payments made by ten. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mhw_DGIW5o&feature=related |
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