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Sure, we've heard some of these before but did you remember to laugh today?


I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling

I Fell in a Pile of You and Got Love All Over Me

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

I Wanna Whip Your Cow

I Would Have Wrote You a Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuk

I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me than a Frontal Lobotomy

I'm Just a Bug on the Windshield of Life

I've Got the Hungries for your Love and I'm Waiting in Your Welfare Line

If I Can't Be Number One in Your Life, Then Number Two on You

If Love Were Oil, I'd Be a Quart Low

If the Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me

If You Leave Me, Can I Come, Too?

My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field While Your Dear John Was Breaking my Heart

I've Got Hair Oil On My Ear and My Glasses Are Slipping Down, but Baby, I Can See Through You

Pardon Me, I've Got Someone to Kill

She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty

They May Put Me in Prison, But They Can't Stop my Face from Breaking Out

Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In

You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too

You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat

You Were Only a Splinter in My Ass As I Slid Down the Banister of Life


Actually, I am quite fond of lots of c&w songs and always try to listen for a while on long road trips!!

However, I was pretty worried they were going to mention one of my favorites :
"It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night on the Mouth that's Chewed Your Ass All Day"

Panther

I've always been partial to "She broke my heart so I broke her jaw"

PS "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" is a Tom Waits quote.

FAMOUS MOVIE TITLES

A Beautiful Behind
Womb Raider
Schindler's Fist
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Glad he ate her
Driving Into Miss Daisy
Riding Miss Daisy
Batman in Robin
Blowjob Impossible
Dyke Hard
Star Whores
Sorest Rump
Edward Penishands Gangbangs of New York
On Golden Blonde
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon
Saturday Night Beaver
Sick Degrees of Penetration
Legally Boned
Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)
When Harry Ate Sally
Romancing The Bone
Lord Of The G-Strings
White Men Can't Hump
Ocean's 11 inches

Whenever I hear Country music my ears start bleeding then I start to cry....does that count?


Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

What happens when you listen to country music played backwards?

You get out of prison.
Your wife/girlfriend comes back.
You find your lost dog.
Your stolen truck is returned in perfect condition.


Any more?

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"All them women gonna make me,
teach 'em what they don't know how..." TMIB

a real tear jerker here in beautiful, downtown DC is "Hail to the Redskins"......makes grown men cry!

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

(export version only, some restrictions may apply, some assembly required, not valid where the sun don't shine...

if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)

The faucet started dripping in the kitchen
and last night your picture fell down from the wall.
Today the boss said "Sorry, I can't use you any more"
and tonight the light bulb went out in the hall.

Somebody threw a baseball through my window
and the arm fell off my favorite chair again.
The man, he came today and said he'd haul my things away
if I didn't get my payments made by ten.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mhw_DGIW5o&feature=related

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It's faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money--Tom T. Hall
No man is a failure who is enjoying life--William Faulkner