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Seriously, How Bad Does Dallas Suck?
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Author:  Californicationdude [ Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:15 am ]
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I mean, C'mon man!

before we even start to list the flaws in the Dallas Team, let us list the the accomplishments of the sorry ash team, the Deadskins, that the simple fucks somehow found a way to lose to....


first, they lost to a team that has a wall-eyed, simple Phuck coach that likes to take points off the board!

second, they lost to a team that has a fuckin donut munchin, fat Phuck linesman that gets winded by standing up.

third, they lost to a team that has grandad Moses for quarterback.

fourth, they lost to a team that cannot score offensive touchdowns.


now, does this sound like a super bowl bound team?.......hahahahahahaha....maybe jerry jones will buy them tickets or something....

and what was the phucking einstein reasoning behind the final play of the first half...?.....

and did you catch the advertisement with jerry jones, papa john pizza and that midget, cocksucker, commie owner of the Deadskins....?....I was reaching for the Diacort on that one!

anyway, hope they do extend the season two more games and everyone gets to play the Dallas team 18 times a season.

that would be the end of the Miami teams perfect season record.

Author:  PacoLoco [ Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:23 am ]
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That game was awesome, you and MG should try taking a shot of Diacort for your ulcers everytime the Cowgirls phuck up... then throw the empty bottle at your tv. :P

Author:  LocoHombre [ Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:20 am ]
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PacoLoco wrote:
That game was awesome, you and MG should try taking a shot of Diacort for your ulcers everytime the Cowgirls phuck up... then throw the empty bottle at your tv. :P

+1 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: They SUCK as much as the JETS,at least NY has the Giants, and Texas has the Texans :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  HikerTom [ Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:12 am ]
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While the final scores of preseason games don't matter, how the first-team offense performs does. Take the Packers, Aaron Rodgers and Co. came out for a quarter or so and score 2 or 3 touchdowns--yep, they were ready. Both the Cowboys and Jets struggled in the preseason, that was a warning sign.

Author:  Californicationdude [ Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:14 am ]
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yeah, the giants looked pretty good in their game.

(but I'm saving my empty beer cans!)


:lol:

Author:  Mucho Gusto [ Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:35 pm ]
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PacoLoco wrote:
That game was awesome, you and MG should try taking a shot of Diacort for your ulcers everytime the Cowgirls phuck up... then throw the empty bottle at your tv. :P

Too late! :oops: :( :cry: :cry: :cry:

Author:  Tstef527 [ Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:29 am ]
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Californicationdude wrote:
yeah, the giants looked pretty good in their game.

(but I'm saving my empty beer cans!)


:lol:


5 turnovers by the other team tends to help out too!!!

The biggest improvement comes between weeks 1 and 2, so I'd say the jury is still out on lots of teams...at least for another week :D

Author:  Xman00 [ Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:10 am ]
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are they bad enough to bring back Jethro Pugh for the Fackers game .

Author:  Spock [ Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:23 pm ]
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Californicationdude wrote:
yeah, the giants looked pretty good in their game.


Obviously you didn't watch the game.

I've NEVER seen the Giants win a SLOPPIER game in my life. Can't EVER remember being embarrassed about a win.

Receivers letting balls glance off their hands. Manning was decent but still throws high over the middle. Defense was just OK and if the Panthers didn't have a QB throwing "folly floaters" into the end zone it easily could've been a Panther win,,,,,,,

And calling a time out with 50 seconds left in the first half on the Panther's 20 yard line ? Leaving all that time on the clock for the Panthers ??? Jesus Christ. Doesn't the coaching staff watch football ??? :?:

Author:  Californicationdude [ Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:23 am ]
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Brother Spock, we love ya, but please.....here in DC, we are the kings of being embarrassed!


you worried about leaving time on the clock...?.....that's nothing!

our phucking einstein, walleyed cocksucker coach Takes Points Off The Board!



:D

Author:  HolaB [ Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:30 am ]
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How 'bout dem Cowboys!!!

Sorry MG, this team has proved nothing in the past 3 yrs. Jerry is a master at promoting his franchise. Yeah, they may have beaten Nawlins last yr. and played a good game against Pitt, but they have yet prove themselves worthy of being a top 5 team in the NFL. No heart! And an owner that doesn't understand when to STFU regarding who plays and who doesn't. No wonder Jimmy and Bill left!

Author:  Mucho Gusto [ Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:37 am ]
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HolaB wrote:
How 'bout dem Cowboys!!!

:oops: :cry: :oops: :cry: :oops: :cry: :oops: :cry: :oops: :cry: :oops:

Author:  HolaB [ Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:35 am ]
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Bump :P

Author:  HolaB [ Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:48 am ]
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Over reaction Monday is here in little d :D Jerry has a gut feel that his kicker will turn it around :shock: :lol:
Wade claimed a gosh darn good effort, Baby Jesus (Garrett) forgot what a screen pass is all about :roll: And the Texans are awaiting in the Bayou 8) 0-3 is a stark reality for Americas most hyped team :!:

How 'bout dem Cowboys :!:

Author:  LocoHombre [ Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:16 pm ]
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:lol: And how about Tony Homo's interview after :?: :?: wearing that stylish cap :lol: :lol: :lol: what a dork :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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