www.CostaRicaTicas.com

I know a lot of you are married. Do you hide your trips from your wife, or does she know? What do you tell her you are doing there?

Tell her you want a divorce.

Then go

R4M4E

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Rio4Me4Ever is on a constant quest for premium trim.

First and most important...LIE. Never admit anything, even if the evidence if overwhelming...she wants to believe you so LIE it's the best thing for the both of you. Tell her P4P is disgusting, and that is someone's daughter so you could never. Did i mention lie. Have fake photos of fishing trips, zip lines, volcano trips, etc...but save your money and bang as many chicas as humanly possible for the short time you are there. Every man should visit the Del Rey once in their life!

Think like this. "If I had known I was going to get a divorce, I would have gone all out". Sound advice.

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"If you dont think women are explosive,....drop one."

tell her you are going to Medellin, not SJ, all any one has ever wanted (who has never been there) to talk about then is the danger of Columbia.. embellish the danger, add a little orchestration- some 2 part harmony helps also, and then promise to be careful and return safely from your trip.
Then when you return, just say " wow -close calls every where, I can not talk about it, it was so....... '
But write a trip report for us..

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My best friend was the clock on the wall, and he turned out not to be much of a friend in the end

IF it flies, floats or phucks, RENT -- don’t buy.

If you are single, stay single.

If you are caught I second the motion, LIE. And make sure she understands that she should not let her lying eyes deceive her.

or if caught, you can always ask her if she wants to see the photos you bought from your buddies of her naked on their beds

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My best friend was the clock on the wall, and he turned out not to be much of a friend in the end

I think that this service was posted here before. I have not used it but it my be worth checking into. http://www.alibinetwork.com/prices.jsp

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Go Dolphins!!!

Actually, The Alibi Network Brother DRD referenced is a Sponsor here, though no doubt big-time expensive.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

I'm just a noobie to mongering but pretty experienced in the art of deception....

IMHO, claiming to have been to a different country than CR might not be such a good idea- wouldn't the visa stamp give you away?

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"Have fun but be careful out there."

Somebody was telling just last night that there is or was a small photo studio near the Prez that had different backgrounds. You show up with various changes of clothes and get your picture taken with a fishing or rafting or zipline or whatever backdrop--"evidence" of adventuring. Pretty nifty. That kind of thing still happening?

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

I have also heard of this "place." Can someone verify if it really exists or not. I once saw some kinds holding up snapper for pics in Mercado Central. I thought it was a pretty funny attempt but they were serious.

When I tell somebody I am going to San Jose, they all think the city is on the beach Really!


PURA VIDA!

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Livin' & Lovin' in Key Largo....oh....And the one in The Keys, too!

Telling the truth is like launching a missile that must be dealt with. If you admit to your wife or girlfriend that you've been cheating then she MUST do something in return. She might break something or she might get the best attorney in town but anything she does IS NOT going to be good for you.

So , "Deny Til You Die" !

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* These are the "Good Ole Days". Enjoy Them.

* RENT but, "Don't Buy a Home in Costa Rica" until you have lived here for THREE years.

So THAT explains all the Hawai'ian shirts. Knew there had to be a reason.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

wow,...When I was married, going to CR, or anywhere alone would have been out of the question. Happily divorced, now ten years, I have no advice,.. does this qualify as a hijack?

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"If you dont think women are explosive,....drop one."