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Author: | HolaB [ Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:40 pm ] |
Post subject: | Another Dear Abby |
Dear Abby: I am a crack dealer in Paducah, KY who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Bowling Green. One of my sisters lives in Taylorsville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Louisville. I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Eddyville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three Ch*ldren. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute, who currently lives in Lexington. She is still a part time "working girl". All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancée' and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin from Ashland, who is a Obama supporter? Signed, Worried About My Reputation |
Author: | Rio4Me4Ever [ Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:45 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Another Dear Abby |
Now thats funny ![]() I sure didn't know where that one was going. R4M4E |
Author: | TexasNVegas [ Mon Aug 16, 2010 6:38 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Another Dear Abby |
Great joke. Now the protests start......................... |
Author: | Spanky [ Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:17 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Another Dear Abby |
I wasn't aware we changed the rules to allow political posts? Next thing you know some asshole will be bringing cookies to the girls and making them fat. . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . ![]() |
Author: | JazzboCR [ Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:44 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Another Dear Abby |
A tired old wheeze updated. I think this "joke" was formulated when John Adams was President. So it goes. |
Author: | HolaB [ Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:52 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Another Dear Abby |
JazzboCR wrote: A tired old wheeze updated. I think this "joke" was formulated when John Adams was President. So it goes. Jazz, are you from Paducah ![]() ![]() |
Author: | HolaB [ Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:55 am ] |
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Author: | Spanky [ Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:12 am ] |
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HolaB wrote: deleted italicized |
Author: | Panther [ Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:28 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Another Dear Abby |
The joke is not only old, but the subject is interchangeable. I hate to think what the country would be like had McCain won. |
Author: | Xman00 [ Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:02 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Another Dear Abby |
" but the subject is interchangeable " maybe that is what make a good joke over time, we can stick in our friends or enemies into the punch line, depending on the time/place and how much beer we had, and get laugh among our friends- or a riled up a non-friend. |
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