| www.CostaRicaTicas.com https://forum.costaricaticas.com/ |
|
| there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Dick https://forum.costaricaticas.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=34879 |
Page 1 of 1 |
| Author: | Californicationdude [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Dick |
my dick is so big it takes four fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jack me off. it has investors. it has an opening act. it has a personal trainer. Stephen Hawking has a theory about it. movie theatres now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick. it fired Trump. I can drive alone and still use the carpool lane. |
|
| Author: | Californicationdude [ Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Dick |
My dick is so big; Al Gore invented it. My dick is so big; one side never sees the sun – it’s the dark side of my dick. My dick is so big; someone once used it as a lifeline on, ‘Who wants to be a Millionaire?†My dick is so big; it gives me an allowance. My dick is so big; I’m already phucking a girl tomorrow. |
|
| Page 1 of 1 | All times are UTC - 5 hours [ DST ] |
| Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group https://www.phpbb.com/ |
|