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| Author: | Bangolfer75 [ Sat Aug 07, 2010 5:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Jimmy and J Lo |
Jimmy and J Lo are the only two survivors of a plane crash somewhere over the Australian barrier islands. Jimmy, it turns out, is quite the handyman. First day, he builds a shelter. Second day, he finds fresh water. Third day, he finds fruits. Fourth day, he kills a wild pig. J Lo is quite impressed with Jimmy’s survival skills. After 3 weeks, J Lo tells him so and says to him. “you know we have been here for 3 weeks and not one plane has come looking for us. I think we are never going to be rescued. Do you want to have sex with me?†Of course Jimmy says yes. And for the next three weeks Jimmy has regular sex with J Lo. Just then a suitcase washes onto the beach. Jimmy pries open the suitcase and it appears to contain item suitable for a costume party. Jimmy asks J Lo if she would mind putting on a crisp white button down brooks brother shirt. She says she doesn’t mind. Jimmy gets a fedora out of the suitcase and asks her if she would mind putting that on. She says she doesn’t mind. Finally, Jimmy finds a fake glasses, nose, and mustache (like groucho marx) and asks her is she would mind putting it on. J Lo says she doesn’t mind. Now Jimmy says to J Lo, there is one last thing, can I call you Frank? J Lo says that if that is what turns you on, she doesn’t mind. So Jimmy says. “Frank, you won’t believe who I have been phucking for the last 3 weeks.†|
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| Author: | JazzboCR [ Sun Aug 08, 2010 2:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jimmy and J Lo |
Great joke but check this about a queerfolk/punk singer and progenitor of the queercore movement: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phranc Yeah I know--what a wet blanket am I? |
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