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Texas and Texans: Please go back to Mexico from whence you came....the US of A don't need ya....

thank you

I've traveled all over the world and for whatever reason, there seemingly always has been a loud mouth idiot Texan proclaiming the greatness of that vast wasteland of a state. Costa Rica has been no exception (one with a starched, polyester blend button down shirt....ya know who you are dumbass)....each and every trip there has been a blow hard hillbilly Texan thinking his shit don't stink....each and every trip....no matter what hotel......and I'm talking in excess of 12 trips in 2 years. Good grief. A hard rain is going to fall.....PLEASE.....

Moi?! I'm a 5th generation Kansas Jayhawaker. I would not mess with Jayhawkers were I you....a bushwhacking can be arranged; your town burned to the ground; your women folk taken away for scurilous purposes; etc.

and I thought this was going to be a joke about how copper wire was invented.

Nah, that's ok Zunbake....you can keep those transplanted gringas down your way. We like the corn bred heifers we got up this way.

I suspect ole Berk was enjoying his 23.5 hour daily enema when he suggested that Okie stuff.... LocoHombre was just ruminating about his own family tree and forgot he was typing on the CRT message board. He thought he was sending a text to Berk.....*shrug*

Author:	Tiger811 [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:27 pm ]
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Copper Wire After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed a California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a Story in the LA Times read: " California archaeologists, finding of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers" One week later. A local newspaper in Texas reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Maypearl, Texas, Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Texas had already gone wireless". Just makes a person proud to live in Texas.

Author:	Californicationdude [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:55 pm ]
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lol

Author:	Jamrock60 [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:36 pm ]
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Good one..

Author:	Steven1 [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:26 pm ]
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Texas and Texans: Please go back to Mexico from whence you came....the US of A don't need ya.... thank you I've traveled all over the world and for whatever reason, there seemingly always has been a loud mouth idiot Texan proclaiming the greatness of that vast wasteland of a state. Costa Rica has been no exception (one with a starched, polyester blend button down shirt....ya know who you are dumbass)....each and every trip there has been a blow hard hillbilly Texan thinking his shit don't stink....each and every trip....no matter what hotel......and I'm talking in excess of 12 trips in 2 years. Good grief. A hard rain is going to fall.....PLEASE.....

Author:	Zunbake3 [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:16 pm ]
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I'm going to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come!!!

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Author:	PacoLoco [ Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:12 am ]
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and I thought this was going to be a joke about how copper wire was invented.

Author:	Steven1 [ Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:42 am ]
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PacoLoco wrote: and I thought..... I expect that was pretty painful for ya, huh?!

Author:	Berk2302 [ Sat Jul 31, 2010 10:15 am ]
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Steven1 wrote: Texas and Texans: Please go back to Mexico from whence you came....the US of A don't need ya.... thank you I've traveled all over the world and for whatever reason, there seemingly always has been a loud mouth idiot Texan proclaiming the greatness of that vast wasteland of a state. Costa Rica has been no exception (one with a starched, polyester blend button down shirt....ya know who you are dumbass)....each and every trip there has been a blow hard hillbilly Texan thinking his shit don't stink....each and every trip....no matter what hotel......and I'm talking in excess of 12 trips in 2 years. Good grief. A hard rain is going to fall.....PLEASE..... Oh look, another dude from Oklahoma... the armpit of the US... jealous he couldn't be born a little further south. If you do happen to visit be sure to return back from where you came. Berk.....

Author:	Zunbake3 [ Sat Jul 31, 2010 2:08 pm ]
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Steven, I did not know you were an Okie from Muskogee, that does it, no more communication with you boy!!!

Author:	Steven1 [ Sat Jul 31, 2010 2:32 pm ]
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Moi?! I'm a 5th generation Kansas Jayhawaker. I would not mess with Jayhawkers were I you....a bushwhacking can be arranged; your town burned to the ground; your women folk taken away for scurilous purposes; etc.

Author:	LocoHombre [ Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:43 pm ]
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Steven1 wrote: Moi?! I'm a 5th generation Kansas Jayhawaker. I would not mess with Jayhawkers were I you....a bushwhacking can be arranged; your town burned to the ground; your women folk taken away for scurilous purposes; etc. so your mother is your uncles sister, or is your sister your mother or is your grandmother your mother who's your daddy

Author:	LocoHombre [ Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:49 pm ]
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PacoLoco wrote: and I thought this was going to be a joke about how copper wire was invented. yea, something like NYG dropped a penny on the ground and RBC100 and HikerTom were walking by at the same time.........NYG is was a bit perplexed of what was going on, but it didn't stop him from going to down to NF to lick some pu*sy and get some stinky finger for cien

Author:	Zunbake3 [ Sun Aug 01, 2010 9:54 am ]
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[quote="Steven1"]Moi?! I'm a 5th generation Kansas Jayhawaker. I would not mess with Jayhawkers were I you....a bushwhacking can be arranged; your town burned to the ground; your women folk taken away for scurilous purposes; etc. [/quot Steven-I know your are Kansas all the way, but someone inferred here you were an Okie. Whats up with that. bTW, you can have the gringas here in South Florida.

Author:	Steven1 [ Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:04 am ]
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Nah, that's ok Zunbake....you can keep those transplanted gringas down your way. We like the corn bred heifers we got up this way. I suspect ole Berk was enjoying his 23.5 hour daily enema when he suggested that Okie stuff.... LocoHombre was just ruminating about his own family tree and forgot he was typing on the CRT message board. He thought he was sending a text to Berk.....shrug

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Author:	LocoHombre [ Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:53 pm ]
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Steven1 wrote: Nah, that's ok Zunbake....you can keep those transplanted gringas down your way. We like the corn bred heifers we got up this way. I suspect ole Berk was enjoying his 23.5 hour daily enema when he suggested that Okie stuff.... LocoHombre was just ruminating about his own family tree and forgot he was typing on the CRT message board. He thought he was sending a text to Berk.....shrug