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1) Stay at the Hotel Nuevo Johnson for 100 Billion Nights

2) Tag about 50 Billion Low Rent Little Darlings (propina included)

3) Comply with your Yellow Fever immunization requirements for entry into CR from Colombia and overstay at a nice Colombian hotel for 10 Billion extra nights.

4) Try and find/purchase a decent glass of milk in CR (might not be enough money for this activity)

5) Have sex One Time (repeat, One Time) with a Del Rey Bartender.

6) Bribe the Doorman at the Presidente to let you in with multiple, scantily clad little darlings.

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

(export version only, some restrictions may apply, some assembly required, not valid where the sun don't shine...

if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)

Go to a small Central American Country
Buy a factory that makes Diacort, then do my best trying to blow my Two Trillion, less taxes, fees, and shipping and handleing

For just under a hundred grand you could buy 21 sets of breast , 9 tummy tucks, and 12 rehabs : oh yeah, 19 gym membership cards that would remain in pristine condition from lack of use.

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* These are the "Good Ole Days". Enjoy Them.

* RENT but, "Don't Buy a Home in Costa Rica" until you have lived here for THREE years.