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Author:  8ball [ Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:14 pm ]
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I propose a new forum for best posts ever, as nominated by the brotherhood. Kind of like the "Best of Craigslist" section. Barring that, I will get it started here.

"Phuck ALL YOU MOTHER phucking FAGGOT ASS WHITE STINKY SMELLEY MORON TAMPOON UP YOUR OLD ASSES DUMB STUPID QUEER ASS BITCH GUYS." -Yosh1234
Author:  Californicationdude [ Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:37 am ]
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Mucho Gustos buddy's report


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We parted ways with half a smile, glad to be rid of any trace of that nightmare of an experience (although her farts had some serious hang-time.... STILL LINGERING) !! About a half hour later, I felt brave enough to open the bathroom door and go in, and........ SURPRISE. It's STILL not over with. I look in the throne, and what do I find ??? You got it! A FLOATER IN THE BOWL!!! I know these chica's love their rice and beans, but.... COME ON!!! Enough is enough! I can't believe she left me a ph*cking floater!




:lol:


(Santas Bro trying to pay a bar tab and bar fine with a 45 cent value note should also be nominated)
Author:  Marlinassault [ Thu Jul 15, 2010 11:42 am ]
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This is by far the funniest and coolest trip report ever...a must read..this dude is a legend in my book...if only i could find a women like his hot columbiana...i ve read this report 3 times and it always puts a big shit eating grin on my face :lol: :lol: posted by ajspac



First of all, let me thank all of you for your most excellent advice prior to our 1st trip to dowtown San Jose. This website and CRT discounts have proved invaluable to our experience.

Friday - We arrived at SJO around 5:30, we made our reservation at the Dunn Inn so BKtuna and I were in constant PM communication, he sent his driver to pick us up and 30 min later we checked. Luckily Dunn Inn had a cancellation for the suite so the wife and I got it which was what we wanted. An excellent room, spacious quiet enough and lots of ammenities ( but no drawers to unpack your clothes, wife and I found that odd), we immediately showered changed and headed to BM to go fishing. My wife is young, colombian and HOT, so her speaking excellent spanish and being very friendly and outgoing was a definite plus for a gringo like me. Not long after we arrived we began scoping out the talent, the wife began talking to 3 girls who all knew each other, the Jager bombs began to flow and by the end of the night I had four naked women in the suite, dancing to reggaton and drinking rum. They all took their turns with me and by morning I was nothing more than a drooling twitching mass of flesh.

Saturday. Slowly, I recovered from my 1st experience with the San Jose nightlife and the wife and I ate breakfast at a little resteraunt somewhere in walking distance of the Dunn Inn...after getting some food in me I began to be able to form sentences again. After some shopping in San Jose we decided to check out the afternoon action at the SL, the PDF version of the map in th Section is and invaluable tool, I used a free pdf reader app from the appstore and dowloaded the file to my ipod touch, this map allowed us to find everything we were looking for while we walked the streets. Very few ticas or patrons at the SL that we could see, everyone was very nice and we got a nice tour of the hotel. As we walked back to the hotel we pass New fantasy and make a note to come back later. We then headed to Soda Peru (thanks to the map) and had a great lunch. We go to NF and the wife negotiates and massage for me and her from one girl (stephanie?), she gives us both and acceptable massage and finishes me off with a CBJ and doggie style while the wife records the action with the digital camera. We head back to the hotel, shower and put out the lines for trolling at the BM once again. The wifey runs into the same three ladies and the night before and they are helpful in helping us pick out a new tica for our evenings entertainment. Immediately I point to a 23 y/o blond with a nice fake rack, latin culo and flat tummy. Her name is Yahaira and she is very cool with the whole husband/wife experience. Back at the Inn she is receptive to our requests and doesn't mind the wife snapping pictures while I bend Yahaira like a pretzel. The flash was going off like a strobe at a disco.

Sunday. We wake up and have breafast and Nuestra Tierra (sp?), excellent local food. The wife and I then head back to the big king bed at the hotel and enjoy some afternoon fun with the pornos on the TV We then have dinner at Nuestra Tierra once again and head to the BM to hopefully bag our limit. The wife ends up talking to a cute little CR spinner named Andrea. Andrea is a little shy and very hesitant about the fact that my wife is encouraging her husband to have sex with another woman but eventually Andrea warms up, back at the hotel she is ameable to all our requests except greek which is ashame b/c she had a million dollar culo. She allows photos and video as long as her face is not shown, which we gladly oblige.

Monday. Our last day here. We have a late flight and BKtuna arranges a late check out for us (gotta love that guy), breakfast at Nuestra Tierra once again (wife loved it) and back to the hotel for some afternoon fun, afterwards wife wants to nap but knowing I hate to sleep in the afternoon she suggests I go to NF and have one more go before the flight. We have a happy marriage b/c I do what she tells me, so I go to NF and hook up with a decent CR girl with some burn scars on her side. VERY freindly girl who gave and EXCELLENT massage, so good in fact that we did not get past the CBJ before I made it look like a seagull flew over her stomach.

We headed back to the hotel, then the airport for an uneventful flight back to FTL. We bid adieu to CR promising a return in May for my B-day.....the wife can't wait.
Author:  Marlinassault [ Thu Jul 15, 2010 11:44 am ]
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Above post is called...First trip report...I still cant feel my legs......LMAO
Author:  Bktuna [ Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:43 pm ]
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Mucho Gusto's buddies trip report above about the floater is my all time favorite.


BKTUNA/Boyd
I am never going home
Author:  Orange [ Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:49 pm ]
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I know I posted about my friend getting robbed by 2 chicas, but I don't remember if I ever posted how I found him the next morning. On my very first trip, my buddy and I moved to SL from our shitty house in Heredia. One morning, he went out and played Rummy (imitation of blackjack). I checked up on him after about 12 hours and he was still going strong, was up about $1000. I offered to take him out with us, but he wanted to keep playing. And wouldn't let me put the money he already won in the safe. So a few guys and I went to the old Park Hotel(?) chicas bar dancing show. When I came back, I went into his room (I had a key) and found him passed out on the floor (next to the bed) in the chalk outline position (on his back, one leg crossed under the other, and arms spread out) completely naked :lol: :lol: :lol: . He won $1500 at HDR (that was the biggets miracle--they even accused him of cheating :lol: ). He was drinking beer the whole time, he played for almost 24 hours straight. :shock: Then 2 chicas latched on to him and he brought them back to SL, and they kept feeding him beer (on his room tab :lol: ) until he passed out and they took it all. The main thief's picture is posted under the scammers section (Vanessa I think).
Author:  Marlinassault [ Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:07 pm ]
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Orange wrote:
I know I posted about my friend getting robbed by 2 chicas, but I don't remember if I ever posted how I found him the next morning. On my very first trip, my buddy and I moved to SL from our shitty house in Heredia. One morning, he went out and played Rummy (imitation of blackjack). I checked up on him after about 12 hours and he was still going strong, was up about $1000. I offered to take him out with us, but he wanted to keep playing. And wouldn't let me put the money he already won in the safe. So a few guys and I went to the old Park Hotel(?) chicas bar dancing show. When I came back, I went into his room (I had a key) and found him passed out on the floor (next to the bed) in the chalk outline position (on his back, one leg crossed under the other, and arms spread out) completely naked :lol: :lol: :lol: . He won $1500 at HDR (that was the biggets miracle--they even accused him of cheating :lol: ). He was drinking beer the whole time, he played for almost 24 hours straight. :shock: Then 2 chicas latched on to him and he brought them back to SL, and they kept feeding him beer (on his room tab :lol: ) until he passed out and they took it all. The main thief's picture is posted under the scammers section (Vanessa I think).


ahahahhahhahhahha...that one is hilarious too...thx for sharing orange :lol: :lol:
Author:  PacoLoco [ Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:44 pm ]
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Haywood Jablommi wrote:
There were like seven cops in that little room with Jenny butt naked and me still glistening with sweat and looking damn buff I must say.
The bull dike lesbian cop was eye balling Jenny with lust.
Author:  Berk2302 [ Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:18 pm ]
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Well... there was the night I caught PacoLoco in Parque Morazon with a trannie in the bushes. What? I never wrote a trip report about that!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Berk...
Author:  Wavyclay [ Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:26 pm ]
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Ahhhhh. The married couple post above was fantastic.

My wife is from the Philippines and she went with me on the CR first trip. We stayed at the Dunn Inn as well and she did the negotiating and pick ups with the girls. It is so SWEET to have your wife interview, become friends, pay the girl and have a big smile when you return and she got to gamble for the couple of hours I was "busy" with her new friend.

Thanks so much for posting that. Yea the floater story was funny but I'll take true mega sexy over toilet humor for the gold...though it is all good.

Clay :-)
Author:  Xman00 [ Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:27 pm ]
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I am sorry but I am unable to locate the my favorite post,( was laughing to hard to remember who wrote it or where is was posted) However I sure one you other guys could locate it and post it here, as many members refer to the story often.

The story of the Restaurant, the " Man " move not completed correctly or nearly fast enough , a destroyed bathroom , and a hasty exist from the restaurant all due to a lack of Diacort (?) :lol:

in my most depressed days, that story brings a smile to my face, and joy knowing I no longer have to clean restaurant bath rooms
Author:  PacoLoco [ Sat Jul 17, 2010 9:44 pm ]
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Traylor Park wrote:
All I can say is... San Jose is a filthy sewage dump!!!
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