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Dating Rituals
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Author:  El Silencioso [ Sat Jun 12, 2010 12:24 am ]
Post subject:  Dating Rituals
Props to S4DR for this one.....


WHITE WOMEN

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary
position.

IRISH WOMEN

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti
and meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists
on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 K*ds together and hate the
thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN

First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head
again.

CHINESE WOMEN

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing
happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing
happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already
realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN

First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real
expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on
Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father,
his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their K*ds,
her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins,
her sister's boyfriend and his three K*ds move in ... and you
live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home
that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio
Grande.

The POINT?

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?
Author:  PacoLoco [ Sat Jun 12, 2010 8:21 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Dating Rituals
Dating P4P Chicas:
First date: You pay her for sex.
Second date: You pay her for sex.
Third date: You pay her for sex, fly back home, buy her a new cellphone, pay her rent, you find out her name isn't really Maria Jose, send money so she will be faithful, she tells you she might be pregnant, then you see her naked picture on CRT. :)
Author:  JazzboCR [ Sun Jun 13, 2010 3:15 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Dating Rituals
Irish foreplay--"Brace yourself, Bridget."
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