| The Penis Study
 The American Government  funded a study to see why the head of a man's Penis was larger  than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the  reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man  more pleasure during sex.
 
 After the  US published the study, the  French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of  research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the  shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
 
 Canadians,  unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2  weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they concluded  that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.
 
 
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