The Grandmother of all Blonde joke




























This gorgeous blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these





Blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she



Decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to



Paint a couple of rooms in the house . The next day, right after her



Husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand..

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of



Paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the



Floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy



Parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks



Her if she if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she



Replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are



Dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She



Replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it



Said...

You'll love this...

I know you will...
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"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."


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