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A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect", her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you."

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

I recently brought my wife two aspirins and a glass of water at bed time. She looked up and said, "Hnnh? I don't have a headache."

I said "Gotcha"

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