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A redneck from Alabama was walking home late at night and saw a woman in the shadows.

''Twenty dollars' she whispers.

The guy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks.

So they hide in the bushes.

They're engaged for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer.

What's going on here, people? asks the officer.

I'm making love to my wife, the guy answers sounding annoyed.

Oh, I'm sorry, says the cop, I didn't know.

Well, neither did I, 'til ya shined that light in her face

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My best friend was the clock on the wall, and he turned out not to be much of a friend in the end

You think thats funny uh??
Wait till it happens to you.......

lol

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

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