Jazz glad to see the mind is still clicking like clock work.. you are 103% right my friend hard work get you no where but a bad attutude and Bull shit will...
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| Author: | JazzboCR [ Thu May 06, 2010 8:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | bullshit |
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We've all been to those meetings where someone says that want over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then, H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 423 15 18 11 = 98% K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% but, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. |
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| Author: | Dean [ Thu May 06, 2010 8:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: bullshit |
That was damn good Jazz Dean |
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| Author: | Jamrock60 [ Fri May 07, 2010 5:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: bullshit |
Jazz glad to see the mind is still clicking like clock work.. you are 103% right my friend hard work get you no where but a bad attutude and Bull shit will...
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| Author: | Del Rey Dave [ Fri May 07, 2010 5:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: bullshit |
Love the post. Bullshit Baffles Brains. |
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| Author: | OFT [ Sun May 09, 2010 9:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: bullshit |
83.6% of all statistics are bullshit |
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| Author: | Papi K [ Sun May 09, 2010 10:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: bullshit (might get you to the top).... |
butt did you hear the one about... The turkey who was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story... Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.. 
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