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Author:  Xman00 [ Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Next Economic Stimulus' payment.
this is just a joke and nothing more!! So don't read anything else into this!!!. Got this joke from a old girl friend I used to do, until she found my link to CRT on day, the only bookmark I forgot to remove before she used the computer. - well at least she did not see my photo gallery folder. funny thing was I did not care about her living with a anther guy, but CRT for me was off limits for me. No big loss

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic
Stimulus' payment.
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by
using a Q & A format:
Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to
taxpayers.

Q.. Where will the government get this money ?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?
A. Only a smidgen of it.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?
A. The plan is for you to

use the money to purchase a
high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy
by
spending your stimulus check wisely

* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money
will
go to China or Sri Lanka .

* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the
Arabs.

* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan
or China .
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to
Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala ..
* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or
Korea .
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go
to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in America by:
1) Spending it at yard sales, or

2) Going to ball games, or

3) Spending it on prostitutes, or

4) Beer or

5) Tattoos.

(These are the only American businesses still operating in the
U.S. )
Conclusion:

Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a
yard sale and drink beer all day !


No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.
Author:  Jamrock60 [ Sun Apr 18, 2010 5:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Next Economic Stimulus' payment.
you have too much time on your hand.. you need to take a trip to CR... :P :P :P :P :P :P
Author:  Californicationdude [ Sun Apr 18, 2010 6:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Next Economic Stimulus' payment.
sad but true
Author:  Xman00 [ Sun Apr 18, 2010 8:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Next Economic Stimulus' payment.
don't I wish,-- pay cuts ,layoffs days, major shoulder and foot operations leave me sitting on my poor a** waiting for one of my two only trips a year to come up in July
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