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So this is my first day back. I'm trying to detox by hitting a local coffee joint, enjoying some strong coffee and a great cigars and planning my next trip to SJ.

Meanwhile, I have a table of 4 gringas sitting next to me. Several of which are bitching about their SO/Boyfriends and/or husbands. He doesn't pay attention to me, I wish he would just (fill in the blank) a little more or once in a while, he never seems to (fill in the blank), I wonder what the Phuck is going through his head, you'd think he'd realize (fill in the blank), and if he values me and what I mean to him he would (fill in the blank).

So I'm scoping these ladies out. Probably mid 30's, mostly overweight, one obese, three smoking cigs, none of them above a 3-4 in my book. And Oh My God I'm missing CR so bad. I know it's not paradise, and I know we get the fantasy and not the reality, but I just don't think they have the "What the Phuck Has He Done for me LATELY" attitude of the gringas here in the US.

God damn, I'm missing CR and I just got back. I go back in 27 days and counting. Just watch, I will take the plunge one day and set up semi-permanent residence in CR so I can have a semi-permanent CR girlfriend and leave all gringas eating my dust.

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Man I'm living life like a great white shark swimming with minnows! It's all about panocha, great scotch, fine cigars, loud-ass rock music and speed, speed, speed - plus spending as much time as possible in paradise on earth, Costa Rica!