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The top 10 Country and Western songs for 2009 have just been announced.



Top Ten Country Western Songs.

10. I hate every bone in her body, but mine

9. I ain't never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I've woke up with a few

8. If the phone don't ring, you'll know it's me

7. I've missed you, but my aim's improving

6. Wouldn't take her to a dogfight 'cause I'm scared she'd win

5. I'm so miserable without you, it's like you're still here

4. My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him

3. She took my ring and gave me the finger

2. She's lookin' better with every beer

And the Number One Country & Western song is..

1. It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chewed out my ass all day

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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine

I know this was a semi-joke but hard country and the blues tell the truth--all other pop music is bullshit.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

I wish that I had heard number one before I was in "marriage counseling" (what a phucking joke that is).

My ex complained that:

Ex: "Yeah, and when we make love, he doesn't even kiss me anymore!!!"
Counselor: "Is that True?"
Me: "Yes"
Counselor: "Well why"?
Me: "Because that is where she spits her venom from!!"

End of session

Health & happiness to all

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It's not the size of the wand that put the rabbit in the hat, it's the magic in it!!!

Real song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9liAK2uUUA