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Life Saver
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Author:  Californicationdude [ Mon Jan 25, 2010 12:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Life Saver

Circus: (running through mall and accidentally into the camera room): Where am I, am I dead?

Security Guard: No, this is where we monitor all the dressing rooms in the mall so we can keep an eye out for shoplifters.

(Woman on Monitor has heart attack)

Circus: Oh my God! That one's having a heart attack! (Runs to womans dressing room.)

Circus: (Rubs womans chest and breathes in her mouth. Woman becomes conscious.)

Woman#2: That was amazing!

Woman#3: You saved her life!

Woman#4: Thank God you know CPR!

Circus: What the hell is CPR?

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