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This is an oldie but one of my personal faves.

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He
lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and
the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the
airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the
casino where there was a cab waiting.

He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to
send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card
numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc, but to no
avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have
fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was
forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his
flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain
his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big.
Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the
casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.

Well, who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs,
but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down
on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could
make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.

The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride
to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how
much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?" "What?! Get the hell
out of my cab." The businessman got into the back of each cab in the
long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.

When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and
asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied
"fifteen bucks." The businessman said "ok" and off they went. Then,
as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave
a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.


NYG

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Damm that water is cold!!!
And deep too!!!

Good one. That cabbie will be weeks trying to figure out the sly smiles he gets. Oh yes!

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED